Sample roast
“YOUR TAGLINE SOUNDS LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN BY A GROUP CHAT.”
We go for the laugh, not the jugular. Then we point to the line that will actually make people care.
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BRUTAL ROASTS. BETTER BRANDS.
Drop in your brand. Get the funny, painfully honest feedback your positioning has been avoiding — plus fixes you can actually use.
One roast is free. Go on, we can take it.
Bring on the evidence.
URL, logo, Instagram, menu, résumé — anything.
Drop your brand here or paste a URL
We'll roast the presentation, not your dreams.
It's free. Go on.
Free first hit
THE HONESTY YOUR BRAND ORDERED.
Not generic advice in a cardigan. Get a specific roast that spots the awkward bits — and a useful way forward.
Drop your brandThen the fix
MAKE THE VALUE OBVIOUS. MAKE THE VOICE YOURS.
A stronger hook, a clearer promise, and a brand people can repeat.
Three easy steps
ROAST. FIX. SHARE.
A smarter brand audit disguised as the most honest thing on your feed.
01
SHOW US WHAT YOU'VE GOT
Paste a URL, drop a logo, or submit your profile, menu, pitch, or product page.
02
GET THE GOOD KIND OF MEAN
Our AI calls out the vague copy, tired visuals, and brand energy that needs a little help.
03
LEAVE WITH A REAL PLAN
Keep the laugh, then steal the fixes: sharper positioning, better copy, and ideas worth testing.
Community fuel
SO GOOD, YOU'LL WANT TO SHOW YOUR FRIENDS.
Every free roast gets a share-ready result card. Post the pain, nominate a friend, and see which brands survive the week.
FUNNYUSEFUL
“THE VIBES ARE GREAT. THE CLARITY IS ON VACATION.”
#MostRoastedThisWeek
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A ROAST FOR NOW. A BRAND PLAN FOR LATER.
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